[meta] Discourage profanity usage (#4239)

I'm not into millennial humor, personally.

Proactively removed as much profanity as I could grep.

Signed-off-by: crueter <crueter@eden-emu.dev>
Reviewed-on: https://git.eden-emu.dev/eden-emu/eden/pulls/4239
Reviewed-by: MaranBr <maranbr@eden-emu.dev>
Reviewed-by: Samuel <lizzie@eden-emu.dev>

17 files changed, 27 insertions, 21 deletions

diff --git a/CONTRIBUTING.md b/CONTRIBUTING.md
index 5129c4e84e..c09b1c3679 100644
--- a/CONTRIBUTING.md
+++ b/CONTRIBUTING.md
@@ -22,9 +22,13 @@ Eden is free, open-source, copyleft software, licensed under the terms of the [G
 
 - No LLM or AI usage, *period*, for patches, pull requests, issues, comments, debugging, brainstorming, etc.
   - For details on why, see the [detailed AI policy](docs/policies/AI.md).
+- Usage of any form of profanity or otherwise unsavory language is generally discouraged.
+  - This is primarily because it rarely helps to actually understand what's going on.
+  - Remember that your comments should be focused and actually address what's happening. With very few exceptions, expletives are actively detrimental at best.
 - New code must follow the same general style as the surrounding codebase. Exceptions may be granted in certain cases.
 - Maintainers reserve the right to change your patches and pull requests at will. We will try to avoid this.
-  - You should respect all decisions made by the [code owners](docs/CODEOWNERS) in your particular subsystem. If you feel they are overstepping or are incorrect, don't be afraid to stand your ground!
+  - You should generally respect all decisions made by the [code owners](docs/CODEOWNERS) in your particular subsystem.
+  - However, if you feel they are overstepping or are incorrect, don't be afraid to stand your ground! Maintainers are not always correct.
 - While we do *not* adhere to the terms of a formal code of conduct, you will generally be expected to respect other developers, contributors, and community members.
 - You **must** have basic knowledge of [Git](https://git-scm.com/learn). Knowing how to manage your branches and follow proper fork policies is a necessity.
 
diff --git a/docs/policies/Coding.md b/docs/policies/Coding.md
index c5efc8521d..a1d3987057 100644
--- a/docs/policies/Coding.md
+++ b/docs/policies/Coding.md
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ Everyone has their own way of viewing good/bad C++ practices, my general outline
   - The reason is because the project has `-fno-rtti` disabled by default, due to the costs of dynamic polymorphism.
 - Always copy-on-value for objects with `sizeof(void *) >= sizeof(T) * 2`, i.e objects sized as 2 pointers or less, for bigger objects you can use ref/pointer as usual.
 - Try using move semantics instead of references, whenever possible.
-- Remember function parameters are extremelly cheap as fuck, don't be afraid to place upto 8 parameters on a given function.
+- Function parameters are cheap. Don't be afraid to use as many as needed (API usability permitting).
 - Don't save a reference in structures of a parent object, i.e:
 
     ```c++
diff --git a/externals/stb/stb_image.h b/externals/stb/stb_image.h
index 5e807a0a6e..2a97c1a2a7 100644
--- a/externals/stb/stb_image.h
+++ b/externals/stb/stb_image.h
@@ -1177,7 +1177,7 @@ static void *stbi__load_main(stbi__context *s, int *x, int *y, int *comp, int re
    #endif
 
    #ifndef STBI_NO_TGA
-   // test tga last because it's a crappy test!
+   // test tga last because it's a bad test!
    if (stbi__tga_test(s))
       return stbi__tga_load(s,x,y,comp,req_comp, ri);
    #endif
@@ -7662,7 +7662,7 @@ static int stbi__info_main(stbi__context *s, int *x, int *y, int *comp)
    if (stbi__hdr_info(s, x, y, comp))  return 1;
    #endif
 
-   // test tga last because it's a crappy test!
+   // test tga last because it's a bad test!
    #ifndef STBI_NO_TGA
    if (stbi__tga_info(s, x, y, comp))
        return 1;
diff --git a/src/core/hle/service/pctl/parental_control_service.h b/src/core/hle/service/pctl/parental_control_service.h
index 1c96360561..58e3b6123f 100644
--- a/src/core/hle/service/pctl/parental_control_service.h
+++ b/src/core/hle/service/pctl/parental_control_service.h
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-// SPDX-FileCopyrightText: Copyright 2025 Eden Emulator Project
+// SPDX-FileCopyrightText: Copyright 2026 Eden Emulator Project
 // SPDX-License-Identifier: GPL-3.0-or-later
 
 // SPDX-FileCopyrightText: Copyright 2024 yuzu Emulator
@@ -84,7 +84,7 @@ private:
     RestrictionSettings restriction_settings{};
     std::array<char, 8> pin_code{};
     Capability capability{};
-    // TODO: this is RAW as fuck
+    // TODO: this is raw
     PlayTimerSettings raw_play_timer_settings{};
 
     KernelHelpers::ServiceContext service_context;
diff --git a/src/core/hle/service/set/system_settings_server.cpp b/src/core/hle/service/set/system_settings_server.cpp
index 7fa74e6689..52642e37f7 100644
--- a/src/core/hle/service/set/system_settings_server.cpp
+++ b/src/core/hle/service/set/system_settings_server.cpp
@@ -1020,7 +1020,7 @@ Result ISystemSettingsServer::GetBatteryLot(Out<BatteryLot> out_battery_lot) {
         c.lot_number[1] = 'H';
         c.lot_number[2] = 'A';
         c.lot_number[3] = 'C';
-        // TODO: I have no fucking idea what the letters mean
+        // TODO: what do the letters mean?
         c.lot_number[4] = 'H';
         c.lot_number[5] = 'Z';
         c.lot_number[6] = 'Z';
diff --git a/src/core/internal_network/network.cpp b/src/core/internal_network/network.cpp
index 75c7bc46aa..01d37fb35b 100644
--- a/src/core/internal_network/network.cpp
+++ b/src/core/internal_network/network.cpp
@@ -531,7 +531,8 @@ int TranslateTypeToNative(Type type) {
     NETWORK_PROTOCOL_TRANSLATE_ELEM(MPLS) \
     NETWORK_PROTOCOL_TRANSLATE_ELEM(PFSYNC)
 #elif defined(__linux__)
-// Other platforms get fucked
+// Other platforms may not support some niche protocols.
+// This is usually not an issue
 #define NETWORK_PROTOCOL_TRANSLATE_LIST \
     NETWORK_PROTOCOL_TRANSLATE_ELEM(IP) \
     /*NETWORK_PROTOCOL_TRANSLATE_ELEM(HOPOPTS)*/ \
diff --git a/src/dynarmic/src/dynarmic/backend/x64/a32_interface.cpp b/src/dynarmic/src/dynarmic/backend/x64/a32_interface.cpp
index 097e0f426f..1a6d1205fb 100644
--- a/src/dynarmic/src/dynarmic/backend/x64/a32_interface.cpp
+++ b/src/dynarmic/src/dynarmic/backend/x64/a32_interface.cpp
@@ -234,7 +234,7 @@ private:
     BlockOfCode block_of_code;
     A32EmitX64 emitter;
     Optimization::PolyfillOptions polyfill_options;
-    // Keep it here, you don't wanna mess with the fuckery that's initializer lists
+    // Keep it here in order to not mess with initializer lists
     const A32::UserConfig conf;
     Jit* jit_interface;
 
diff --git a/src/dynarmic/src/dynarmic/backend/x64/emit_x64_vector_floating_point.cpp b/src/dynarmic/src/dynarmic/backend/x64/emit_x64_vector_floating_point.cpp
index 68ffb2475b..0ad3b022d0 100644
--- a/src/dynarmic/src/dynarmic/backend/x64/emit_x64_vector_floating_point.cpp
+++ b/src/dynarmic/src/dynarmic/backend/x64/emit_x64_vector_floating_point.cpp
@@ -2160,8 +2160,6 @@ void EmitFPVectorToFixed(BlockOfCode& code, EmitContext& ctx, IR::Inst* inst) {
     ROUNDING_MODE_CASE(CASE, 0x3e) \
     ROUNDING_MODE_CASE(CASE, 0x3f)
 
-        // FUCK YOU MSVC, FUCKING DEPTH CANT EVEN HANDLE 8+16+32+64 DEPTH OF A ELSE STATMENT YOU FUCKING STUPID
-        // BURN MSVC BURN IT STUPID COMPILER CAN'T EVEN COMPILE THE MOST BASIC C++
         ROUNDING_MODE_SWITCH(ToNearest_TieEven)
         ROUNDING_MODE_SWITCH(TowardsPlusInfinity)
         ROUNDING_MODE_SWITCH(TowardsMinusInfinity)
diff --git a/src/dynarmic/src/dynarmic/ir/opt_passes.cpp b/src/dynarmic/src/dynarmic/ir/opt_passes.cpp
index fb51ba4998..2b972cbdf4 100644
--- a/src/dynarmic/src/dynarmic/ir/opt_passes.cpp
+++ b/src/dynarmic/src/dynarmic/ir/opt_passes.cpp
@@ -787,7 +787,7 @@ static void FoldCountLeadingZeros(IR::Inst& inst, bool is_32_bit) {
 /// Folds division operations based on the following:
 ///
 /// 1. x / 0 -> 0 (NOTE: This is an ARM-specific behavior defined in the architecture reference manual)
-/// 2a. 0x8000_0000 / 0xFFFF_FFFF -> 0x8000_0000 (NOTE: More ARM bullshit)
+/// 2a. 0x8000_0000 / 0xFFFF_FFFF -> 0x8000_0000 (NOTE: More ARM errata)
 /// 2b. 0x8000_0000_0000_0000 / 0xFFFF_FFFF_FFFF_FFFF -> 0x8000_0000_0000_0000
 /// 3. imm_x / imm_y -> result
 /// 4. x / 1 -> x
diff --git a/src/input_common/drivers/android.cpp b/src/input_common/drivers/android.cpp
index d40fa66aed..6ab12dfe0e 100644
--- a/src/input_common/drivers/android.cpp
+++ b/src/input_common/drivers/android.cpp
@@ -1,3 +1,6 @@
+// SPDX-FileCopyrightText: Copyright 2026 Eden Emulator Project
+// SPDX-License-Identifier: GPL-3.0-or-later
+
 // SPDX-FileCopyrightText: Copyright 2024 yuzu Emulator Project
 // SPDX-License-Identifier: GPL-3.0-or-later
 
@@ -157,8 +160,8 @@ Common::ParamPackage Android::BuildButtonParamPackageForButton(PadIdentifier ide
 
 bool Android::MatchVID(Common::UUID device, const std::vector<std::string>& vids) const {
     for (size_t i = 0; i < vids.size(); ++i) {
-        auto fucker = device.RawString();
-        if (fucker.find(vids[i]) != std::string::npos) {
+        auto dev_str = device.RawString();
+        if (dev_str.find(vids[i]) != std::string::npos) {
             return true;
         }
     }
diff --git a/src/video_core/engines/maxwell_3d.h b/src/video_core/engines/maxwell_3d.h
index dd16438d55..f09cf24ed3 100644
--- a/src/video_core/engines/maxwell_3d.h
+++ b/src/video_core/engines/maxwell_3d.h
@@ -2257,7 +2257,7 @@ public:
             /// Returns whether the vertex array specified by index is supposed to be
             /// accessed per instance or not.
             bool IsInstancingEnabled(std::size_t index) const {
-                return bool(is_instanced[index]); //FUCK YOU MSVC
+                return bool(is_instanced[index]);
             }
         };
 
diff --git a/src/video_core/engines/nv01_timer.h b/src/video_core/engines/nv01_timer.h
index 37c6668144..9e7d1a1acf 100644
--- a/src/video_core/engines/nv01_timer.h
+++ b/src/video_core/engines/nv01_timer.h
@@ -40,7 +40,6 @@ public:
     }
 
     struct Regs {
-        // No fucking idea
         INSERT_PADDING_BYTES_NOINIT(0x48);
     } regs{};
 private:
diff --git a/src/video_core/host1x/vic.cpp b/src/video_core/host1x/vic.cpp
index 024e483051..1a89f3de06 100644
--- a/src/video_core/host1x/vic.cpp
+++ b/src/video_core/host1x/vic.cpp
@@ -963,7 +963,7 @@ void Vic::WriteABGR(const OutputSurfaceConfig& output_surface_config, VideoPixel
                     auto pixel1213 = _mm_load_si128((__m128i*)&inp[src + x + 12]);
                     auto pixel1415 = _mm_load_si128((__m128i*)&inp[src + x + 14]);
 
-                    // Right-shift the channels by 16 to un-do the left shit on read and bring the range
+                    // Right-shift the channels by 16 to un-do the left shift on read and bring the range
                     // back to 8-bit.
                     pixel01 = _mm_srli_epi16(pixel01, 2);
                     pixel23 = _mm_srli_epi16(pixel23, 2);
diff --git a/src/video_core/macro.cpp b/src/video_core/macro.cpp
index 3d7ac04851..86f528af15 100644
--- a/src/video_core/macro.cpp
+++ b/src/video_core/macro.cpp
@@ -441,7 +441,7 @@ void MacroInterpreterImpl::Reset() {
     pc = 0;
     delayed_pc = {};
     method_address.raw = 0;
-    // Vector must hold its last indices otherwise wonky shit will happen
+    // Vector must hold its last indices otherwise chaos will ensue
     // The next parameter index starts at 1, because $r1 already has the value of the first
     // parameter.
     next_parameter_index = 1;
diff --git a/src/video_core/renderer_opengl/gl_device.cpp b/src/video_core/renderer_opengl/gl_device.cpp
index 924ba2bbed..bc5803dae8 100644
--- a/src/video_core/renderer_opengl/gl_device.cpp
+++ b/src/video_core/renderer_opengl/gl_device.cpp
@@ -59,7 +59,7 @@ std::vector<std::string> GetExtensions() {
     std::vector<std::string> extensions;
     for (GLint index = 0; index < num_extensions; ++index) {
         auto const* p = reinterpret_cast<const char*>(glGetStringi(GL_EXTENSIONS, GLuint(index)));
-        if (p != nullptr) // Fuck you? - sincerely, buggy mesa drivers
+        if (p != nullptr)
             extensions.push_back(std::string{p});
     }
     return extensions;
diff --git a/src/yuzu/main_window.cpp b/src/yuzu/main_window.cpp
index 9b6b0a8b6a..f18a989255 100644
--- a/src/yuzu/main_window.cpp
+++ b/src/yuzu/main_window.cpp
@@ -1,7 +1,8 @@
 // SPDX-FileCopyrightText: Copyright 2026 Eden Emulator Project
 // SPDX-License-Identifier: GPL-3.0-or-later
 
-// Qt on macOS doesn't define VMA shit
+// Static Qt on macOS doesn't use Vulkan
+// Other platforms do, and thus have conflicting VulkanMemoryAllocator symbols
 #if defined(QT_STATICPLUGIN) && !defined(__APPLE__)
 #undef VMA_IMPLEMENTATION
 #endif
diff --git a/src/yuzu/migration_worker.cpp b/src/yuzu/migration_worker.cpp
index ba5e50e187..214356772f 100644
--- a/src/yuzu/migration_worker.cpp
+++ b/src/yuzu/migration_worker.cpp
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ void MigrationWorker::process() {
     try {
         fs::remove_all(eden_dir);
     } catch (fs::filesystem_error& _) {
-        // ignore because linux does stupid crap sometimes
+        // directory may not exist at this point, that's fine
     }
 
     switch (strategy) {